Back Dog Haiku I love my master;
Thus I perfume myself with
This long-rotten squirrel.
I lie belly-up
In the sunshine, happier than
You ever will be
Today I sniffed
Many dog butts-I celebrate
By kissing your face.
I sound the alarm!
Paperboy-come to kill us
all-
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
I sound the alarm!
Mailman Fiend-come to kill us all-
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
I sound the alarm!
Meter reader-come to kill all-
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
I sound the alarm!
Garbage man-come to kill us all-
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
I sound the alarm!
Neighbor's cat-come to kill us all!
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
I lift my leg and
Wiz on each bush. Hello, Spot -
Sniff
this and weep
How do I love thee?
The ways are numberless as
My hairs on the rug.
My human is home!
I am so ecstatic I have
Made a puddle
I hate my choke chain -
Look, world, they strangle me! Ack
Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack!
Sleeping here, my chin
On your foot - no greater bliss - well,
Maybe catching cats
Look in my eyes and
Deny it. No human could
Love you as much I do
The cat is not all
Bad-she fills the litter box
With
Tootsie Rolls
Dig under fence-why?
Because it's there. Because it's
There. Because it's there.
I am your best friend,
Now, always, and especially
When you are eating. 
Back MY HEART HAS A TAIL I made a discovery, just today; something so amazing in every way. It was when you bounded towards my face, kissing and wriggling all over the
place. And I held you very, very close to me, experiencing euphoria, endlessly. It seemed that all at once, our hearts became one and together we were having so much fun. I could no longer keep my perspective; the two of us became almost reflexive. Yet when I see you running around,
you don't need words to make a sound. I know that you love me very much with a loyalty no human can touch. That's why I believe you've become my heart and no one earthly force can keep us apart. We understand each other so very well; Surely my heart has a tail, or can't you tell?
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